I just ran across an ad in a newspaper (local) that cracked me up! I decided we needed a forum where we find stupid "Want ADs...." that would make us either wonder "what's up with that...? Or, Ridiculous!
I ran across an ad that called for a "nanny" to work, overseeing homework, producing results, drive kids to sports events, cook and clean, and make sure they get to their after-school-activites. Must drive and attend all three children's various after school athletic school activities, valid license (no crap!) and light housekeeping, attend all school and outside activities. Must be willing to work all through school hours and some weekends.
Parents operate on "school schedule."
After reading that ad, I wondered: why did they have children? You have children when the time is right to do the above without a nanny. You must participate in the job description provided for a "nanny." What a butt-joke. My morales are: if you can't do at least 1/2 of what you demand from a "Nanny," you have no business having children.
Children need their parents...no subsitutes, no amount of toys can take the place of parental involvment. Just because you work, make big money....hire a nanny...doesn't make you a good parent. Thanks for the laugh. Good luck.
Please feel free to share your "Help Wanted Ads That Make You Laugh!"
Oh, one ad that runs repeatedly is describing how you must do housework, SOME (in bold, underlined type) laundry; love Labradors. That ad ran at least five to six times since January, 2007....guess ya gotta love LABS and do SOME laundry.
Oh, to be able to appease these wondrous people! I have to laugh.
I need laughs back from you....what are the ads repeatedly exposed in the Times or the Post-Trib that really irk you, but make you laugh?
What's most outrageous ad you've read that made you laugh or.....look like this: