Suze Orman, the money guru of PBS TV, has announced that she is gay, and has been living w/another woman for the past seven years! The other woman's name is Kathy Travis; the ole lucky girl. And what is even more amazing, Suze also said that she is a virgin because she has NEVER slept with a man before in her whole life! Amazing, isn't it? Of course, she will continue to give good financial advice despite her life style.
So...you are gay...what's your exuse for being dirty and stupid? You don't know a thing about investments. Your investment comes in the form of government assistance. Go blow up your X-mas tree to add to your collection.