Spark's best insults thread.

Moby Grape · **Joined:** Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:19 pm **Posts:** 13802

sparks wrote:

Here's a good insult I directed at Lois Lane. Enjoy!
I'm kind of surprised that the board skank has never heard the word "slunk" before. Slunk means to leave somewhere in embarrassment,like you do when you wake up with some guy you don't know after a night of heavy drinking!

You seem to be pretty well informed on the subject...

I take it you've had experience with those kind of emotions eh splunks?

You wake up next to Mr. 60438 after your messiah DUMBO won?

sparks · **Joined:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:17 pm **Posts:** 3800

Moby Grape wrote:

sparks wrote:

Here's a good insult I directed at Lois Lane. Enjoy!
I'm kind of surprised that the board skank has never heard the word "slunk" before. Slunk means to leave somewhere in embarrassment,like you do when you wake up with some guy you don't know after a night of heavy drinking!

You seem to be pretty well informed on the subject...

I take it you've had experience with those kind of emotions eh splunks?

You wake up next to Mr. 60438 after your messiah DUMBO won?

Once again, you are projecting your own homosexual fantasies on me. That's not how Sparks rolls.

USMarine · **Joined:** Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:55 am **Posts:** 10483

splorks wrote:

That's not how Sparks rolls.

Funny you should mention "rolls".... :smt005

THD · **Joined:** Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:18 pm **Posts:** 751

USMarine wrote:

splorks wrote:

That's not how Sparks rolls.

Funny you should mention "rolls".... :smt005

Oh my my...would you look at that huge gut and that hideous mug.

Sparks is kind of fat and ugly too.

Moby Grape · **Joined:** Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:19 pm **Posts:** 13802

sparks wrote:

Once again, you are projecting your own homosexual fantasies on me. That's not how Sparks rolls.

really?

explain how you know this.

Slunk means to leave somewhere in embarrassment,like you do when you wake up with some guy you don't know after a night of heavy drinking!

you said it pal, I didn't.

I mean J,H,C

I'da said

ripping the seat of your pants open

or forgetting your money at the checkout counter...

or HEAVEN FORBID!, cutting the cheese in an elevator...

but what does sparks use?

to leave somewhere in embarrassment,like you do when you wake up with some guy you don't know after a night of heavy drinking!

You sure do know what's embarrassing don't ya splats?

I mean look at your self.

People who have to prove themselves for whatever reason by making insulting, degrading, and depraved remarks against the females on this board.

And then these same losers will constantly whine, piss, bitch and moan and repeatedly post the admin rules threatening other posters.

Even more humiliating is to tell the folks at one board they're not good enough for him and they are not welcome at his new board, only to get kicked off the new board and then come back to the old board with his tail between his legs and start his bullshit all over again...

Think that would be embarrassing spleets?

-={ARCLIGHT}=- · **Posted:** Sun Jun 06, 2010 4:11 pm

-={ARCLIGHT}=- · **Posted:** Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:45 pm

-={ARCLIGHT}=- wrote:

sparks wrote:

[bAfter the oil covers the beaches in Florida, maybe some of the idiots who have been listening to Rush's hate radio will finally see the light about that obese loser and tune him out.[/b]

Wow!

I seriously cannot wait to hear your convoluted logic how Obama's environmental catastrophe in the gulf is Rush's fault or responsibility.

Or is it that you wish his environmental catastrophe on the entire gulf coast of Florida since Rush lives there?

Just a quick BYI (Because You're Ignorant), Yes Rush lives in West Palm Beach, Florida, but it is actually located on THE EAST COAST SIDE OF FLORIDA<----(clickable link)

I think it is YOUR hatred that is blinding YOU.

BTW Sparky, if you want to see who is the most rage filled toward Obama's environmental catastrophe, look not to the right but to one of the biggest mouths on the left: James Carville Blasts Obama for lack of response on oil in gulf

Yikes!

sparks · **Joined:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:17 pm **Posts:** 3800

sparks wrote:

I want to extend a special thank you to HappyBeatoff for taking the time to compile this collection of slams and insults I have posted. I think my creativity,humor and wit are well represented here.

sparks wrote:

Hold the presses! The message board magistrate has rendered another one of his legal opinions. I bet Chuckmo is trembling in fear because HappyBeatoff has used his vast legal experience to determine that Chuckmo's post advocates murder. Way too funny!

sparks wrote:

It's always fun to give brain dead losers a hard time. Like when I coined the phrase Second Hand Stupidity after reading one of your idiotic posts OTOB. That bullseye that I nailed you with pushed you over the edge and led to your being banned. Too funny!!!

sparks wrote:

It looks like you should start caring about how your inability to spell looks to others. Have you considered an adult education class for English?

sparks wrote:

Great,now this stupid loser is starting to agree with me.What's the world coming to?

sparks wrote:

Is your memory loss due to early onset dementia or is it alcohol related? ...you clearly lack the ability to express yourself on a more intelligent level.

sparks wrote:

Hey dumbass... As far as posts I have made on this board, you're full of crap.

sparks wrote:

OMG, are you really that stupid? What kind of school did you attend Martha? They teach this stuff in grade school. I'll take this reaallly slow so maybe even your small brain can understand it.

sparks wrote:

I'll try to make this real simple,pal, since you aren't able to grasp anything beyond two plus two equals four.

sparks wrote:

It must be tough going through life without a brain!

sparks wrote:

You people are even dumber than you look.

sparks wrote:

Hey beat-off,this is a message board.

sparks wrote:

...dumbass.
Reading comprehension has never been one of your strong points,has it?

sparks wrote:

We know you are full of crap,,,

sparks wrote:

I have come up with some great nicknames for my buddies on this board. Message board Magistrate, Mail Order Minister, Moldy Balls, Happy Jackoff,losermobile, second hand stupidity,USMarine the teenage drama queen, just to name a few.

The best of Spark's insults, replayed for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!

happy jack · **Joined:** Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:32 am **Posts:** 3789

sparks wrote:

The best of Spark's insults, replayed for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!

You and I have very different definitions of pleasure.
Your definition of pleasure apparently includes your own alleged witticisms (along with a male escort, a jar of Vaseline, a feather boa, and a rubber suit).

-={ARCLIGHT}=- · **Posted:** Sat Jun 19, 2010 10:18 am

-={ARCLIGHT}=- wrote:

sparks wrote:

. I think he would be a nice girlfriend for one of the lifers there.

Sparky ... always Mr. Homoerotic.

What's up with that?

-={ARCLIGHT}=- wrote:

sparks wrote:

Arclight spends quite a bit of time discussing where others put their dicks. Arc and Happy Jack should be appointed as this message board's dick cops. I attribute their fascination with dicks to the fact that mother nature "shortchanged" them. It must be hard going through life not being able to "measure" up.

Once again Sparky takes a topic and puts his homoerotic spin on it.

Twice in one day.

Once with Philpot and now with Gore.

What does that say about where Sparky's thoughts are preoccupied?

Why is everything about prison sex and dicks with Sparky's sub conscience?

Sparky, I'm not making this up, you take unrelated topics and make them about male genitalia and forced homosexual sex.

It says WAY more about YOU than any insult which you are trying to label your opponent with.

I feel sorry for your wife.

suzyq · **Joined:** Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:00 pm **Posts:** 993

happy jack wrote:

sparks wrote:

The best of Spark's insults, replayed for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!

You and I have very different definitions of pleasure.
Your definition of pleasure apparently includes your own alleged witticisms (along with a male escort, a jar of Vaseline, a feather boa, and a rubber suit).

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-={ARCLIGHT}=- · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:39 pm

-={ARCLIGHT}=- wrote:

sparks wrote:

However, by doing so you lack the cash needed to move into a nicer neighborhood where the neighbors can afford to hire kids to do chores.Your neighborhood does offer some learning opportunities. Being in gangs and selling drugs seem to be pretty popular career choices in Little Waco. [/b]

That is funny coming from someone from Hammond, or should I say West Gary.

I'd invite you to check out Crown Point, but every Hammond transfer I ever met who moved here is an obnoxious fat union a**h*** . . . like you.

-={ARCLIGHT}=- · **Posted:** Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:30 pm

sparks · **Joined:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:17 pm **Posts:** 3800

sparks wrote:

I want to extend a special thank you to HappyBeatoff for taking the time to compile this collection of slams and insults I have posted. I think my creativity,humor and wit are well represented here.

USMarine wrote:

God Bless Sprackles for his Christian posts.

How does that saying go...?

Oh yeah, "You can learn a lot from those who are smarter than you."

:smt005

Sparks wrote:

I guess you've forgotten all about the warning you received. The personal attacks which add nothing to the discussions are escalating and I heard "Bad things will happen" to several posters soon.

The Administrator wrote:

Once again the level of negativity has risen to an unacceptable level.Personal attack posts including silly bandwidth hogging image posts are interfering with intelligent discussion.

sparks wrote:

Hold the presses! The message board magistrate has rendered another one of his legal opinions. I bet Chuckmo is trembling in fear because HappyBeatoff has used his vast legal experience to determine that Chuckmo's post advocates murder. Way too funny!

sparks wrote:

It's always fun to give brain dead losers a hard time. Like when I coined the phrase Second Hand Stupidity after reading one of your idiotic posts OTOB. That bullseye that I nailed you with pushed you over the edge and led to your being banned. Too funny!!!

sparks wrote:

It looks like you should start caring about how your inability to spell looks to others. Have you considered an adult education class for English?

sparks wrote:

Great,now this stupid loser is starting to agree with me.What's the world coming to?

sparks wrote:

Is your memory loss due to early onset dementia or is it alcohol related? ...you clearly lack the ability to express yourself on a more intelligent level.

sparks wrote:

Hey dumbass... As far as posts I have made on this board, you're full of crap.

sparks wrote:

OMG, are you really that stupid? What kind of school did you attend Martha? They teach this stuff in grade school. I'll take this reaallly slow so maybe even your small brain can understand it.

sparks wrote:

I'll try to make this real simple,pal, since you aren't able to grasp anything beyond two plus two equals four.

sparks wrote:

It must be tough going through life without a brain!

sparks wrote:

You people are even dumber than you look.

sparks wrote:

Hey beat-off,this is a message board.

sparks wrote:

...dumbass.
Reading comprehension has never been one of your strong points,has it?

sparks wrote:

We know you are full of crap,,,

sparks wrote:

I have come up with some great nicknames for my buddies on this board. Message board Magistrate, Mail Order Minister, Moldy Balls, Happy Jackoff,losermobile, second hand stupidity,USMarine the teenage drama queen, just to name a few.

LoisLane · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:23 am **Posts:** 1641

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"... a cape and high heels can be fun ..."

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