Way too funny......
Internet troll On the Internet, a troll is a person who posts messages that create controversy or an angry response without adding content to the discussion, often intentionally, merely as a ludibrium. Though technically different from flaming, which is an unmistakable direct personal attack, trolls often resort to innuendo or misdirection in the pursuit of their objective, which is to create controversy for its own sake, discredit those with whom they disagree, or sabotage discussion by creating an intimidating atmosphere.
Origins
Originally this term applied to people who were intentionally posting flamebait, by analogy with the fishing technique of trolling: metaphorically, these people were dragging a conversational lure through the group, hoping for a response. The concept of "this person is trolling our newsgroup" became shortened to "this person is a troll", and picked up the association of the monster trolls of folklore. Note that this is a highly subjective term, as everyone is affected differently by the nature of the term deemed a "troll".
Trolling does not maintain its earlier meaning of posting messages specifically in order to elicit a particular response, usually anger or argument. The most common form, troll, usually refers to someone who induces general controversy, not necessarily a particular response.
Examples Common types of troll messages or activities:
off topic messages – "Can anyone help me make a webpage?" "No, this is a music forum."
inflammatory messages – "You are an idiot for including this type of message in your list."
messages containing an obvious flaw or error – "I think is Roman Polanski's best movie."
absurdly naive or politically controversial messages -- "I think George W. Bush is the worst President ever"
posting an outrageous argument deliberately constructed around a fundamental but obfuscated flaw or error.
posting an outrageous claim and then insisting it's true unless people refute it to your satisfaction, which of course will be impossible.
inability to walk away from an argument.
making loud claims to be on the defensive, but the claims are a guise for their aggressive maneuvers.
passive aggressive name calling, in which no names are mentioned, but are implied.
An example of a troll message in the newer sense would be one that denounces a particular religion in a religion newsgroup -- though historically, this would have been called "flamebait".