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 Post subject: Preacher jokes
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:14 pm 
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Why does the Preacher enjoy eating penguins?













They taste just like nuns!


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Whew! This guy sparks is sure bitter! Hey Bud, the Preacher already won!~~~ :lol:

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 Post subject: The Preacher's donkey
PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:29 pm 
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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and having been told that there was a fortune to be made in horse racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. At the local auction, however, the going price for a horse was so steep that he ended up buying a donkey instead.

The preacher decided that he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races, and to his surprise, the donkey came in third. The next day, the racing sheets carried the following headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.

The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race, and this time it won. The headlines blared: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.

The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher to not enter the donkey in any more races. The newspaper printed this headline: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.

This was just too much for the bishop, and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the animal. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a neighboring village. The next day, the headlines announced: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. As soon as he was able, he informed the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey, and she finally found a farmer willing to buy it for $10. The paper announced the transaction as: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS.

They buried the bishop the next day.


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What is the difference between the Preacher's Mustang and a porcupine?



The Preacher's Mustang has the prick on the inside.


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expresso66 wrote:
Whew! This guy sparks is sure bitter! Hey Bud, the Preacher already won!~~~ :lol:


Not sure I know what you mean.

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The Preacher won by the fact that Sparks is the bitter one; Preacher probably isn't even worrying about what Sparks is hee hawing about. See Mirage, the hater always loses! That's what I mean.

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sparks wrote:
What is the difference between the Preacher's Mustang and a porcupine?



The Preacher's Mustang has the prick on the inside.


I like that one. . . he'll probably use on his "SHOW".

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BigWhiteGuy wrote:
sparks wrote:
What is the difference between the Preacher's Mustang and a porcupine?



The Preacher's Mustang has the prick on the inside.


I like that one. . . he'll probably use on his "SHOW".

I doubt it, he seems to have lost his sense of humor.


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Folks, ignored this guy, SPARKS, he just hates the Preacher because he is jealous of him. The ONLY joke on this forum is SPARKS!!!!!

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Two preachers are in a bathroom using the urinals.


One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.




He looks at the other preacher and says, "I believe you're supposed to


put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."




The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."


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What does the Preacher have in common with auto mechanics?








They both use snap-on tools!


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Sparks is a NOBODY folks, he's just VERY jealous of the Preacher, because he is somebody, while SPARKS the azz is a NOBODY!

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expresso66 wrote:
Sparks is a NOBODY folks, he's just VERY jealous of the Preacher, because he is somebody, while SPARKS the azz is a NOBODY!

Preacher is a washed up old drunk broadcasting on a low powered, second rate radio station that is teetering on the verge of bankruptcy. This thread is for jokes. Even though almost everything you post is a joke, don't post again on this thread unless you have preacher joke to share with us.


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Why does sparks call himself that? Because he's used to all the SPARKS up his Azz!

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What do you get when you cross the Preacher with an octopus?





Someone who can drink 4 beers and smoke 4 cigarettes at once!

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