A LITTLE FUN

chuckmo48 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:45 am

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw the poor

Q: How many NRA members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, one to give up the old bulb when they pry it from his cold dead
fingers, one to screw it in and pose for an "I'm the NRA" ad while doing so,
and one to complain about the waiting period.

Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four, one to do it and three to complain that the old bulb was a lot
better.

Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and one to insist that the bulb was lit when the
screwing began.

THD · **Joined:** Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:18 pm **Posts:** 751

chuckmo48 wrote:

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw the poor

Q: How many NRA members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, one to give up the old bulb when they pry it from his cold dead
fingers, one to screw it in and pose for an "I'm the NRA" ad while doing so,
and one to complain about the waiting period.

Q: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four, one to do it and three to complain that the old bulb was a lot
better.

Q: How many pro-lifers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to do it and one to insist that the bulb was lit when the
screwing began.

You made these up yourself, didn't you chuckblow? Well dope...be reminded that the title of the thread is NOT "dreadfully unfunny and nonsensical tidbits personally crafted in the empty skull of a draft-dodging, anti-American union mope".
FYI..the title of the thread is "A little fun" with emphasis on "fun"

chuckmo48 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:58 pm

THD wrote:

You made these up yourself, didn't you chuck?

Nope...just like all the other jokes that you seem to be amused by in this thread...

THD wrote:

FYI..the title of the thread is "A little fun" with emphasis on "fun"

I think they are funny as hell...

THD · **Joined:** Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:18 pm **Posts:** 751

chuckmo48 wrote:

THD wrote:

You made these up yourself, didn't you chuck?

Nope...just like all the other jokes that you seem to be amused by in this thread...

THD wrote:

FYI..the title of the thread is "A little fun" with emphasis on "fun"

I think they are funny as hell...

A) You're a known liar and it's obvious that you did make them up yourself. Don't worry...I wouldn't admit it either
B) Where have I shown "amusement" over a multitude of jokes in this thread?
C) You would think they are "funny as hell". You made them up....and.....because you are a complete moron.

-={ARCLIGHT}=- · **Posted:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:23 pm

THD wrote:

C) You would think they are "funny as hell". You made them up....and.....because you are a complete moron.

More specifically . . .

chuckmo48 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:20 pm

I think this one is funnier:

happy jack · **Joined:** Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:32 am **Posts:** 3789

chuckmo48 wrote:

I think this one is funnier:

The little girls and their imaginary friends will not be inviting very many Democrats to the big tea party on November 2nd.

LaughingAtLakeCo · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:22 pm **Posts:** 1255

How can teachers teach accounting when none of them are accountable for anything?

or....straight from Spunk (not original of course, but for him, is that unusual?),

"those that can, do. Those that can't, teach."

LoisLane · **Joined:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:23 am **Posts:** 1631

(1) I'm living next door to a Lebanese couple at the moment. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing to you while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil....

(2) Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its f*****g hilarious.

(3) I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's not yours is it?

(3) I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank.
Boy, did I give her a mouthful.

(4) Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was color blind. I'm f****n' worried now that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?

(5) There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.

(6) I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and black rapists is not the correct answer.

LaughingAtLakeCo · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:22 pm **Posts:** 1255

Spunk and all you other union and municipal Stepinfetchits,

Take heed. The above are real comedy. Not an unfunny joke in the bunch. C'mon....admit it, you laughed at all of them too.

-={ARCLIGHT}=- · **Posted:** Tue Oct 05, 2010 5:47 pm

How do you find the Vegan at a dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

sparks · **Joined:** Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:17 pm **Posts:** 3500

happy jack · **Joined:** Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:32 am **Posts:** 3789

sparks wrote:

Speaking of jagoffs ......... top o' the morning to you, sparkles.

LaughingAtLakeCo · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:22 pm **Posts:** 1255

Spunk = DemoFat

-={ARCLIGHT}=- · **Posted:** Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:40 pm

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