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| Author: | mrbsmom [ Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Bullsh**t Bingo fun for all |
A fun game for all to play. 1. Before Barry Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns -- five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks. 2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block: · Restored our reputation · Strategic fit · Let me be clear · Make no mistake · Back from the brink · Signs of recovery · Out of the loop · Benchmark · Job creation · Fiscal restraint · Win-win · Affordable health care · Previous Administration · Empower (or empowerment) · Greed on Wall Street · At the end of the day · Empower (or empowerment) · Touch base · Mindset · Corporate greed · Ballpark · Game plan · Leverage · Inherited as in "I inherited this mess†· Relief for working families 3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases. 4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!" Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players: "I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." - .S.King, Texas "My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - C, Perry , Alabama "What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." - M. Spelman, Florida “The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." - Joe H, New Mexico "The Bar was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours." |
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| Author: | Moby Grape [ Mon Mar 29, 2010 7:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bullsh**t Bingo fun for all |
Quote: · Restored our reputation · Strategic fit · Let me be clear · Make no mistake · Back from the brink · Signs of recovery · Out of the loop · Benchmark · Job creation · Fiscal restraint · Win-win · Affordable health care · Previous Administration · Empower (or empowerment) · Greed on Wall Street · At the end of the day · Empower (or empowerment) · Touch base · Mindset · Corporate greed · Ballpark · Game plan · Leverage · Inherited as in "I inherited this mess†· Relief for working families I thought that was the speech... |
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