sparks wrote:
The alpha bitch makes another threat because she doesn't like one of my jokes. As Scorpion said to you OTOB, it really isn't healthy to be consumed with hatred. Not that I give a rat's ass about the emotional health of a bigot like you. Since I can't find the section of the board rules that says only the bigots are allowed to crack jokes,here's another one.
Micheal Jackson arrives at the pearly gates. St Peter doesn't recognize him so he asks, "What exactly did you do on earth?"
“I dressed up in funny clothes and entertained peopleâ€
"And tell me were you ever in trouble?"
"Well I was accused of molesting little boys, but we paid off some and won the court case we couldn't settle."
“I'm sorry father,I don't see your name here,what parish were you in?
H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-Esparks wrote:
Let no foul or polluting language nor evil word nor unwholesome or worthless talk come out of your mouth,but only such speech as is good and beneficial to the spiritual progress of others.
Ephesians 4:29
sparks wrote:
Philippians 4:8
Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things.