That reminds me...
A Jewish guy, Mr. Greenberg, lived next door to a Chinese guy, Mr. Wong.
One day when Mr. Wong was bent over pulling weeds out of his lawn, Mr. Greenberg walked up behind him and gave him a hard kick in the butt.
Mr. Wong, jumped up, turned around, looked at Mr. Greenberg, and asked him, "What was that for?"
Mr. Greenberg said, "That was for Pearl Harbor," to which Mr. Wong replied, "That was the JAPANESE... I am CHINESE." Mr. Greenberg then said, "Oh, phooey... Chinese, Japanese, you're all the same."
The next day Mr. Wong saw Mr. Greenberg pulling weeds out of his yard, walked up behind him, and gave him a swift kick in the rear. Mr. Greenberg said, "What was that for?"
Mr. Wong said, "That was for the Titanic," and Mr. Greenberg said, "Titanic? That was an ICEBERG!" Mr. Wong said, "Well, ICEBERG, GOLDBERG, GREENBERG, you are all the same."
_________________ One who cherishes his memories of growing up in the Hammond of the 1950's and 1960's.
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